Review: Bart Got A Room

I had never heard of this film untill this morning and I'll tell you in a few small points what I thought about it..

- The fact that the main character is Danny, not Bart (that's a nerd who get's a hot chick for prom) isn't a good thing (since I was thinking about Bart Simpson - I mean, everything with Bart in it is cool.. Even my dad)

- The fact that I really got annoyed when I heard "Bart got a room" followed by an exagerated gasp for air for the 5th time

- The fact that after 10 minutes or so Danny is masturbating on the toilet isn't working either

- The fact that I've seen this a million times.. It only had different names.. Like High School Musical or something silly..

Look, this Danny is a screwup and after 15 minutes you know what will happen and how it will end.. He keeps ditching his best friend (a girl) who wants to go to the prom with him.. But he's just a dick and wants to show off with an awesome, hot and sexy girl which doesn't work out untill he wants to ask this best friend 7 hours before prom begins and guess what? auhw.. She said yes to the best friend (a guy) of Danny.. This forces him to go with a hooker.. Awesome..

This film is boring because it's too real.. Yes, men do want to have sexy women and just switch to the "lower" class when that's not working out, probably a few will masturbate on the toilet (don't know how that's comfortable but I believe that's not my issue) and a few will pay girls to do other stuff then forcing them to have sex with them.. Once again, it's too real..

A movie needs to take your head of the "real life".. And this film doesn't succeed in doing that.. It just keeps me thinking about what I done wrong when I screwed up the best things I had and that's not what I wanted.. You want a good movie? Put 4 middle-aged men on 4 motorcycles and let them make a roadtrip (Wild Hogs), Force 2 men to spend time with 2 lonely kids (Role Models) or just show the life of a dog and his family (Marley & Me).. I mean.. These films just make you relax.. They make you follow the story and clear up your mind while you're enjoying a movie that simply is good, great or excellent..

This, though, was bad

Review: Bart Got A Room: 1/5